The 10 best things about being a Virgo.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I am here to make light of the ordered universe and its most orderly sign, the Virgo. Yes, if you’re born between August 23rd and September 22nd, let’s break out some good old fashioned laughs at how absurdly fantastic it is to be a Virgo.
Virgos are known for being perfectionists. They are the sort of people who have an entire tool kit just to straighten the paintings on their wall. The Mona Lisa? Oh yes, Leonardo da Vinci could have used a Virgo like you’ll when he was freehanding that mysterious smile!
Virgos are analytical. They can make a pros and cons list for everything, including making a pros and cons list. They’re like brilliant detectives. Sherlock be damned, I bet Miss Marple was a Virgo.
When it comes to work, Virgos excel. They could out-Excel the spreadsheet itself! They love details so much, they’d probably proof-read the Bible, and send God a polite, yet firm email regarding grammar issues.
Virgo’s are tidy. Some say OCD, I say organically compelled domestics. Their homes are so clean, antiseptic manufacturers take samples. Microorganisms need to wash their hands before entry. Hygiene’s so high, even the dirt’s clean.
The fifth best thing about being a Virgo is you are an earth sign. Which means, your spirit animal is possibly a mole, a terrific hedgehog or Neil Armstrong. Yes, Virgos would have double checked the rocket before the moon landing.
Virgos are notorious for their health consciousness. They’re so into body-flushing green drinks, their insides are greener than a vegan’s compost heap. The Kale lobby? Definitely a Virgo’s invention.
If Life was an Agony Aunt column, Virgos would be the editors. They love to help others, even when not asked. Stuck on a Sudoku puzzle on a train? The stranger next to you, probably a Virgo.
If they ever won a Nobel Prize, they’d go, “Oh, it’s just a little thing I did. Invented a cure for the common cold, nothing too significant.” Sigh, these inventively humble beings!
Virgos are reliable. If they say they’ll help you bury a body… I mean, move a couch… you best believe they’ll be there with moving gloves, a detailed plan, and snacks.
they’ve got a great sense of humour! They can take a joke and laugh at themselves; a fantastic trait and a balm in this curiously chaotic world.
So there you have it, the ten best things about being a Virgo. If you’re a Virgo, I’m so sorry for revealing your secrets, but then again, you’re already preparing your counter monologue with annotated references and footnotes! Just kidding! You Virgos keep making those lists, tidying those rooms, and laughing at us chaotic non-Virgos. And remember, perfection is overrated unless you’re a macaroon!