The 10 Best Things About Being a Taurus, by Taur the Bull
We asked Taur the Bull, the Taurus Astrominal, to write a list of the ten best things about being a Taurus (20 April – 20 May).
He said yes. Then he made a cup of tea. Then he got a biscuit. Then he sat in his favourite chair. Then, and only then, he began.
1. We know what we like
I’ve had the same favourite sandwich since I was small. It’s still the best sandwich. Why would I change it? You don’t swap a winning team.
2. We’re loyal
Once you’re a Taurus’s friend, you stay a Taurus’s friend. Forever. Even if you move to Australia. We’ll write. Slowly, but we’ll write.
3. We’re very calm
Other signs panic. Taurus considers the situation, has a snack, and then deals with it. Usually the snack fixes about half of it.
4. We appreciate the good stuff
Soft blankets. Warm bread. The smell of a garden after rain. Taurus notices the nice things in life, and makes sure to enjoy them properly.
5. We’re ruled by Venus
Venus is the planet of beauty and comfort. Basically, the universe has officially told us it’s fine to have a lie-in.
6. We’re strong
A bull is one of the strongest animals on the farm. A Taurus is one of the strongest people in a crisis. Need someone to lean on? Lean on the bull. We won’t move.
7. We finish what we start
It might take a while. It will get done. Taurus doesn’t do half a jigsaw.
8. We’re patient
Good things come to those who wait. We’ve waited. They came. Turns out it was cake.
9. We’re excellent cooks
Well, excellent eaters, which is the most important part of cooking. The tasting stage is critical.
10. We never get pushed around
Try to rush a Taurus. Go on. We’ll be right here. Exactly where we were. Smiling.
Taur says: “Ten. That’s a nice round number. I’m going to have a sit down to celebrate. I was already sitting down. I’m going to sit down more.”
Think you might be a Taurus at heart? Take the quiz, or meet Taur the Bull and the rest of Team Earth.
Astrological and zoological. Illogically logical.