The Astrominals

 

Leo Compatibility: How Leo the Lion Gets On With Every Star Sign

We asked Leo the Lion, the Leo Astrominal (23 July – 22 August), how he gets on with the other signs. He agreed, on the condition that it was called “An Evening With Leo”. It isn’t. He doesn’t know yet.

Leo + Arri (Aries)

Arri and I are both fire signs and both natural leaders. He leads from the front. I lead from the front, but with better hair.

Verdict: a blazing partnership. Mostly blazing at each other.

Leo + Taur (Taurus)

Taur is the only creature in the kingdom who doesn’t stand up when I walk in. I’ve decided this is because he’s comfortable around me. That’s a compliment, actually.

Verdict: royal approval granted. Taur didn’t notice.

Leo + Gem & Eye (Gemini)

The best fans a lion could ask for. They tell everyone about me, twice, in two voices.

Verdict: my official publicity department.

Leo + Canny (Cancer)

Canny clapped when I sneezed. Canny understands me.

Verdict: a true friend with excellent taste.

Leo + Leo (Leo)

Two lions, one stage. We both took a bow at the same time and bumped heads. We’re calling it a duet.

Verdict: the best show in town, with no interval and two encores.

Leo + Virgo (Virgo)

I make a grand entrance. Virgo tidies up the confetti. I once asked Virgo to join me on stage, and Virgo hid behind the curtain for an hour.

Verdict: Virgo runs my backstage. I’d be lost without Virgo. Literally, Virgo has the map.

Leo + Libby (Libra)

Libby has style. I have style. Together we’re the most fabulous thing in the room, and Libby is very polite about letting me stand slightly in front.

Verdict: gorgeous. Obviously.

Leo + Score (Scorpio)

Score is the only Astrominal who has ever out-stared me. I blinked. I’ll deny this in public.

Verdict: mutual respect. Mutual mild terror.

Leo + Sagg (Sagittarius)

Fellow fire sign. Sagg is always off on an adventure, so I go too. I’m the one in the photos.

Verdict: great fun, great photos.

Leo + Cap (Capricorn)

Cap wants to be the boss through hard work. I want to be the boss through being magnificent. So far, it’s a tie.

Verdict: two leaders. One throne. Ongoing discussions.

Leo + Aqua (Aquarius)

My opposite sign. Aqua isn’t impressed by anything. I’ve done my best roar four times and she just took notes. I’ve never been so intrigued.

Verdict: she keeps me humble. I hate it. I need it.

Leo + Pike (Pisces)

Pike wrote me a poem. It was all about me. It’s the best poem ever written.

Verdict: Pike, you’ve got a fan for life. Well, I have. You know what I mean.

Leo’s sign-off: Getting on with a Leo is easy. Notice us. Clap occasionally. And when we do something kind, which we do more than people think, tell us. We’ll pretend we didn’t hear. We definitely heard.

Want more Leo? Read The 10 Best Things About Being a Leo.