We asked each of the twelve Astrominals one simple question: what are the ten best things about being you? Nobody struggled to fill the list. Several asked for more room. Leo asked for a second page
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Star Sign Compatibility: How Every Astrominal Gets On With Everyone Else Which star signs get on best? We asked the experts: the twelve Astrominals themselves. Each one rated how they get on with the other eleven, as friends, family, classmates and teammates. Some answers were kind. Some were very honest. One was mostly about snacks. Pick your sign below. Opposites to watch: Arri and Libby, Taur and Score, Gem & Eye and Sagg, Canny and Cap, Leo and Aqua, Virgo and Pike. On paper they're opposite signs. In practice, they're some of the best friendships in the zodiac. Not sure which Astrominal you are? Take the quiz. Compatibility with… Aries: Arri the Rhino Charges first, asks later. Find out who can keep up with him, and who he secretly needs. Read Aries Compatibility Compatibility with… Taurus: Taur the Bull Rated from the comfiest armchair in the zodiac, with a full list of the snacks eaten while thinking. Read Taurus Compatibility Compatibility with… Gemini: Gem & Eye Two toucans, two opinions on every sign, and a lot of brackets. Read Gemini Compatibility Compatibility with… Cancer: Canny the Crab The biggest heart in the smallest shell. Tissues advised. Read Cancer Compatibility Compatibility with… Leo: Leo the Lion Everyone gets on with Leo. Leo says so. Read Leo Compatibility Compatibility with… Virgo: Virgo the Shy Sheep Rated very carefully, re-rated, then slid under our door at 6:04am. Read Virgo Compatibility Compatibility with… Libra: Libby the Flamingo She tried to give everyone ten out of ten. We had to stop her. Read Libra Compatibility Compatibility with… Scorpio: Score She already knew what you were going to read. Read Scorpio Compatibility Compatibility with… Sagittarius: Sagg the Zebra Sent in on twelve postcards from nine different countries. Read Sagittarius Compatibility Compatibility with… Capricorn: Cap the Goat A fully costed quarterly review, with ratings out of ten. Read Capricorn Compatibility Compatibility with… Aquarius: Aqua the Pelican Charts, data and one slightly damp invention. Read Aquarius Compatibility Compatibility with… Pisces: Pike the Fish Some of it is a poem. Most of it is true. Read Pisces Compatibility
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Here is your Astrominal Horoscope for today…. Welcome to the daily horoscope for kids from The Astrominals! Each of the 12 star signs is a zodiac animal with its own personality, from Arri the brave Aries rhino to Pike the dreamy Pisces fish. Pick your sign to get today’s forecast, your mood, your lucky thing and an Astrominal buddy for the day. Come back tomorrow for a brand-new reading. Astrominals Forecast From astrological to zoological. A new reading every day. ‹ › Today A fresh forecast for every Astrominal, every day. Pick your sign, or use the arrows to peek at tomorrow.
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The Astrominal Beatles 🎸🌙 What happens when a Libra, Gemini, Pisces, and Cancer decide to change music forever? Discover how The Beatles’ starsigns shaped their genius—and their breakup—through the lens of the Astrominals. 2 Air signs (John & Paul) in constant dialogue+ 2 Water signs (George & Ringo). There’s a reason The Beatles worked together for nearly a decade, created some of the world’s most enduring music, and then spectacularly fell apart. It wasn’t just the business disputes, the Indian gurus, or the girlfriend drama—it was cosmic. Their four birth charts didn’t just complement each other; they were locked in a delicate dance that couldn’t survive the real world. Here’s what the zodiac reveals about the Fab Four. Paul McCartney June 18Air SignGeminiGem ‘n Eye Twin Toucans The Problem: Gemini needs to be in charge of the narrative. Paul’s interpretation: I will now politely direct everyone’s musical output while smiling very hard. What He Did: Wrote half The Beatles’ best songs, played all the instruments on “Dear Prudence,” and then acted shocked when John got a little cranky about it. His Signature Move: “Let me just suggest this arrangement…” (Translation: “This is how we’re doing it.”) George Harrison Feb 25Water SignPiscesPike the Fish The Problem: Pisces is a dreamer who needs emotional depth. George’s reality: he was a session guitarist while two Air signs argued above his head. What He Did: Wrote “Something” and “Here Comes the Sun”—genuinely two of the greatest songs ever written—while Paul was like, “Yeah yeah, that’s nice. Anyway, I’ve written four more songs for this album…” His Signature Move: writes masterpiece silently, gets ignored, goes to India to find himself Ringo Starr July 7Water SignCancerCanny the Crab The Problem: Cancer wants to be needed and appreciated. Ringo’s reality: he showed up, played drums, and was basically invisible. What He Did: Kept perfect time while three geniuses screamed at each other. Somehow this made him essential to everything. His Signature Move: “I’m as good as three of them.” (Said sadly, because he genuinely wasn’t sure if anyone had noticed.) John Lennon Oct 9Air SignLibraLibby the Flamingo The Problem: Libra is supposed to be all about balance and harmony. John’s solution? Argue with everyone until harmony is restored. It’s like hiring a therapist who only communicates by screaming. What He Did: Spent five years creating masterpieces, then spent the next five years saying the band should break up. Then he was surprised when they actually broke up. Pikachu face. His Signature Move: “Imagine all the people… living life in peace.” (While actively refusing to have peace with any of the other three.) The Dynamics (Or: How Four Incompatible People Made Magic By Accident) Air Signs (John & Paul) arguing: John: “We need more balance!” Paul: “Yes, and the balance should be this chart arrangement I’ve already written.” John: “That’s not balance, that’s you directing traffic while I sit quietly.” Both proceed to sit quietly, then never sit quietly again Water Signs (George & Ringo) suffering: George: internally screams in Pisces Ringo: “Is anyone going to ask what I think?” Everyone: continues fighting Ringo: keeps excellent time while internally weeping Why They Broke Up (The Astrominal Explanation Nobody Asked For) The real issue: You cannot maintain a band where: One guy needs constant equilibrium (Libra) One guy needs to direct everything (Gemini) One guy needs emotional validation (Pisces) One guy needs to be appreciated (Cancer) It’s like forming a band from four people’s therapist notes. Technically possible. Practically a nightmare. By 1969, John had yelled about balance so much that there was no balance left. Paul had directed so much that nobody wanted directions anymore. George had dreamed so quietly that he’d left the building. …And Ringo had kept such perfect time to such imperfect chaos that his wrists hurt. The Moral of the Story Here’s the thing: they did like each other. Watch the Get Back sessions and you’ll see them joking, laughing, genuinely enjoying being in a room together. The incompatibility wasn’t about hatred—it was about unsustainability. Four incompatible zodiacs can make genius together. They just can’t make genius forever. By 1969, they’d already won. They went from penniless lads to millionaires with worldwide fame, set up for life, with a catalog that changed music. That’s not a tragedy that needed fixing—that’s a miracle that had simply run its course. The real moral? Sometimes the zodiac doesn’t predict failure. It just predicts expiration dates. And sometimes that’s okay. The Beatles didn’t waste a decade. They were the decade.
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The Best Plant for Each Zodiac Sign, Chosen by the Astrominals The Astrominals went to the garden centre for “one small plant each”. They came back with twelve plants, a wheelbarrow, and Arri covered in compost. Here’s the perfect plant for every sign. Aries: Arri’s cactus Tough, spiky and impossible to kill, which matters, because Arri forgets to water anything. He’s charged into it three times. The cactus is fine. Arri is less fine. Taurus: Taur’s tomato plant A plant you can eat? Taur has never loved a plant more. He’s grown 400 tomatoes this year and eaten 398. The other two are being saved for a special occasion. Tonight. Gemini: Gem & Eye’s spider plant It keeps growing little baby plants that dangle off the sides, so one spider plant soon becomes a crowd. Gem & Eye named every single baby, and they chat to all of them. Cancer: Canny’s mother of thousands A plant that grows tiny new plantlets all along its leaves, ready to start families of their own. Canny pots every one of them up and gives them away with a homemade card. Leo: Leo’s sunflower Tall, golden and always turning to face the sun, just like Leo always turns to face the camera. Leo’s sunflower is the tallest in the street. He measures it every morning, then measures himself next to it. Virgo: Virgo’s bonsai tree A tiny tree that needs patient, careful snipping to keep it perfect. Virgo trims one leaf a week, with special scissors, after a lot of thought. The bonsai is flawless. It’s also 1 centimetre tall. Libra: Libby’s flamingo flower A real plant, honestly. It’s pink, it’s elegant and it’s literally named after her. Libby has forty of them, arranged in perfectly balanced pairs. Scorpio: Score’s Venus flytrap Mysterious, snappy and with jaws that close when you least expect it. Score and her Venus flytrap have a lot in common. Mainly, nobody pokes either of them twice. Sagittarius: Sagg’s dandelion Blow on it and the seeds float off on the wind to somewhere new, which is basically Sagg’s whole life. Sagg’s dandelion seeds have now been spotted on three continents. Capricorn: Cap’s oak tree Slow-growing, strong and built to last hundreds of years. Cap planted it as a long-term investment and has a 300-year growth plan pinned to the shed. Aquarius: Aqua’s air plant It doesn’t need soil. It just lives in the air, doing its own thing, which is very Aquarius and very Aqua. She keeps hers in a glass bubble she designed herself, with a tiny weather system inside. Pisces: Pike’s water lily Floating peacefully on the pond, flowering beautifully and not worrying about a thing. Pike spends hours lying underneath it, watching the light come through the leaves. Which Astrominal are you? Whatever your sign, every plant needs light, water and a bit of love. Except Arri’s cactus. That just needs Arri to look where he’s going.
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Best Drivers by Zodiac Sign: The Astrominals Take Their Driving Test All twelve Astrominals took their driving test on the same day, with the same examiner. He has since retired to a quiet cottage with no road access. Here are the results, from worst to best. 12. Arri the Rhino (Aries) Arri passed the test in four minutes, which is impressive, because it’s supposed to take forty. He did the whole route in reverse “to make it more interesting” and used his horn as a bumper. Result: fail, but very quickly. 11. Gem & Eye (Gemini) Two toucans, one steering wheel, a lot of opinions. Gem wanted to turn left, Eye wanted to turn right, so they went straight on and talked about it for nine miles. Result: fail. Great chat, though. 10. Pike the Fish (Pisces) Pike drove beautifully, slowly and dreamily, all the way to the seaside. The test centre was in the other direction. She didn’t notice. She’d seen a lovely cloud. Result: fail. Lovely day out. 9. Leo the Lion (Leo) Leo spent the whole test checking his mane in the rear-view mirror. He waved to everyone he passed, including a lamppost, which he thought was a fan. Result: fail. Leo has asked for a recount. 8. Libby the Flamingo (Libra) Libby came to a fork in the road and couldn’t decide which way was fairer. She’s still there, on one leg, weighing up both options. The examiner brought her a sandwich. Result: pending. 7. Sagg the Zebra (Sagittarius) Sagg took a “quick detour” down a farm track, across a field and over a small hill, “just to see what’s there”. A map was offered. Sagg said maps are for people who know where they’re going. Result: pass on driving, fail on arriving. 6. Aqua the Pelican (Aquarius) Aqua turned up in a solar-powered hover car she built herself, then let it drive itself while she read a book. It drove perfectly. The examiner wasn’t sure who to give the certificate to. Result: the car passed. 5. Canny the Crab (Cancer) Canny drove carefully, brought snacks for the examiner and asked if he was warm enough. The only problem was that Canny drove the whole route sideways. Very safely. But sideways. Result: pass, with a note about the sideways bit. 4. Taur the Bull (Taurus) Slow, steady and absolutely unshakeable. Taur drove at exactly the same speed the whole way, stopped once for a snack, and refused to be rushed by anyone, including the examiner. Result: pass. Eventually. 3. Score (Scorpio) Score knew every speed camera, every pothole and every short cut before she set off. She also knew the examiner’s middle name. Nobody knows how. Result: pass. Examiner slightly unnerved. 2. Cap the Goat (Capricorn) Cap drove at exactly the speed limit, indicated a full five seconds before every turn and parked perfectly in one go. Cap also handed the examiner a written report on the route, with suggestions for improvement. Result: pass, with honours. 1. Virgo the Shy Sheep (Virgo) Mirror, signal, manoeuvre, every single time, with perfect hand positions and a car so clean it sparkled. Virgo was too shy to look at the examiner the whole time, but the driving was flawless. Result: full marks. Virgo hid behind the car to celebrate. Which Astrominal are you? Whatever your sign, buckle up, check your mirrors and never, ever let Arri drive.
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What’s the perfect holiday for each of the Astrominal Starsign’s Twelve animals. Twelve star signs. One tragically small office kitchenette. And one very long December. Your star sign doesn’t just decide whether you’re a morning person or why you can’t keep a houseplant alive. It decides how you do Christmas: what you buy, what you secretly expect back, what your tree looks like, and exactly how Christmas Day goes off the rails. The Astrominals have done the research, mostly by accident. Find your sign. Then apologise to your family. Fire Signs Earth Signs Air Signs Water Signs Fire Signs Arri the Rhino (Aries) — The Christmas That Starts in November Gifts: All bought on 1st November in a single fourteen-minute sprint through a shopping centre, using the horn as a trolley. No sizes were checked. Everybody gets a kettlebell. Toys come pre-assembled because the instructions “were slowing him down”, and every box contains three spare screws, which is how you know Arri has built it. Expects to receive: Nothing, technically, because at 11:58pm on Christmas Eve he “just checks one” and then goes through the pile under the tree like a woodchipper with feelings. Decorating: The tree goes up at 6am on 1st December. It goes up quite literally, through the ceiling. “It’s a statement.” The lights are plugged in before they are untangled, and they now form a single glowing knot the size of a family car. The neighbours call it “the comet”. Christmas Day: Dinner is served at 9:15am. The turkey is “rare, it’s fine”. Arri wins every board game by flipping the board, which he records as a victory. By 2pm he is asleep standing up, still wearing an oven glove. Fire Signs Leo the Lion (Leo) — The Christmas Starring Leo Gifts: Expensive, enormous and gold. The bow is bigger than the box. The box is bigger than the car. Inside it, a framed portrait of Leo. You will hang it. He will check. Expects to receive: Admiration, wrapped. A standing ovation every time he enters a room. He is quietly furious with the Christmas tree for getting so much attention, and has been known to stand next to it, slightly in front, at an angle. Decorating: Lights visible from space. A thirty-foot inflatable Leo on the front lawn, waving. There is no star on top of his tree. There is Leo on top of his tree. Christmas Day: At 3pm he delivers his own Christmas Day Address to the household, with a teleprompter. He puts on the paper crown from the cracker and genuinely does not take it off until mid-February. He wins the Christmas Jumper Competition that he organised, judged and sponsored. Fire Signs Sagg the Zebra (Sagittarius) — The Christmas in Three Time Zones Gifts: Experiences, never objects. A skydiving voucher for Gran. A camel ride. A ticket to somewhere nobody in the family has the right passport for. All bought at the airport on Christmas Eve and wrapped, partially, in a map. Expects to receive: Anything except socks. Socks are a cage. Socks are a fence for your feet. Decorating: Doesn’t, technically. Sagg’s decorations are a single string of fairy lights wrapped around a backpack, plus a tiny tree in every country visited this year. The stripes get a festive upgrade too: one silver, one black, one silver, one black. Christmas Day: Three Christmas dinners in three different time zones. Arrives late with a brilliant story, leaves early for a better one. Invents new rules halfway through every board game, and somehow they’re more fun. Every adventure, sadly, is spoiled by Sagg not reading the small print, which is how Christmas 2024 was spent in a Norwegian sheep shed. Earth Signs Taur the Bull (Taurus) — The Christmas That Has Not Changed For Many, Many Years Gifts: Expensive. Gloriously, irresponsibly expensive. Cashmere socks. A candle that smells of “log fire and old money”. A hamper so heavy it has to be delivered by forklift. Taur believes a gift should be something you can touch, taste or sit on, ideally all three. He also buys everyone the same present every year, because he got it right in 2014 and why would you change a winning recipe? Expects to receive: Exactly what he got last year. If you deviate, he says “Lovely” in a voice that drops the room temperature by four degrees. Decorating: The same decorations, in the same spots, since 1997. Positions are measured from the skirting board. A new bauble was introduced in 2019. Nobody saw it leave. Nobody asks. Christmas Day: Lunch has been planned since August. Eating begins at 1pm and continues, uninterrupted, until 9pm, like a box set made of gravy. The after-dinner nap is not a nap; it is a seasonal hibernation. Do not move his armchair. The armchair has a dent. The dent is his. Earth Signs Virgo the Shy Sheep (Virgo) — The Christmas on a Spreadsheet Gifts: Bought in July. Tracked on a colour-coded spreadsheet with tabs. Deeply practical: a label maker, a properly good tin opener, a drawer organiser for your drawer organiser. Every gift has a gift receipt, and the gift receipt has a gift receipt. Wrapping is done with hospital corners and Sellotape cut to the exact millimetre. Expects to receive: “Nothing, honestly.” She means it. But, very privately, she would love it if someone noticed the wrapping. Decorating: Baubles spaced at equal intervals, checked with a ruler. If one bulb goes out, the whole evening is lost. Tinsel is chaos. Tinsel is banned. Fallen pine needles are hoovered on the hour. Christmas Day: Dinner runs on a Gantt chart. The roast potatoes are timed to the second. She quietly refolds everyone’s napkins while they’re in the loo. At 11pm she is discovered alone in the kitchen, sorting the chocolate tin by colour, at peace for the first time all year. Earth Signs Cap the Goat (Capricorn) — The Christmas With a Business Plan Gifts: Value for
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The Dream Home for Each Zodiac Sign, Picked by the Astrominals Welcome to Astrominal Estates, the only estate agent in the zodiac. Our motto: “Location, location, constellation.” Here’s the dream home for every sign. Aries: Arri’s castle on top of a volcano The highest spot, the best view and a moat that occasionally turns into lava. Arri calls it a pool party. Arrive early. Arri will have already started. Taurus: Taur’s underground burrow Cosy, round, deep underground and fitted with a snack bar in every room. The armchair is built into the wall, so nobody can move it. Not even Taur. Especially not Taur. Gemini: Gem & Eye’s treehouse duplex Two treehouses joined by a rope bridge, one for each twin. They never use the separate halves. They’re always on the bridge, talking. Cancer: Canny’s cottage by the sea A little house by the rock pools, with a kettle always on, a spare room always made up, and a front door that’s never locked. It’s so cosy that visitors come for tea and stay a fortnight. Leo: Leo’s mansion in the hills A red carpet up the drive, a mirror in every room and a machine that plays applause whenever he walks through the front door. The gates are gold. So is the doorbell. It plays his name. Virgo: Virgo’s spotless minimalist house White walls, clear surfaces, everything in its place. It’s so clean even the dust gives up and moves next door. Virgo still dusts it twice a day, just in case. Libra: Libby’s pink houseboat The perfect balance of land, water and sky, all in shades of pink. She spent six months choosing the cushions. She chose all of them. Scorpio: Score’s secret cave You can only get in through an underwater tunnel, so it’s lucky Score always wears her diving helmet. Nobody knows exactly where it is. Score likes it that way. Sagittarius: Sagg’s camper van Why live in one place when you can live in all of them? Sagg’s home has wheels, a roof tent and stickers from 41 countries. The postman has given up. Capricorn: Cap’s cabin on a mountain top After a lifetime of climbing mountains, Cap decided to own one. The log cabin is solar-powered, perfectly insulated and costed to the penny. Visitors need climbing boots. Aquarius: Aqua’s lighthouse laboratory A lighthouse by the sea, with a lab at every level and a telescope at the top. The light still works, but these days it mostly flashes her inventions’ test results in Morse code. Pisces: Pike’s cottage at the bottom of a lake Full of fairy lights, seashells, and paintings she hasn’t finished. Fish swim past the windows, and Pike waves at every one of them. Which Astrominal are you? Whatever your sign, home is wherever your favourite people are. Even if they’ve parked a camper van on your drive.
The Perfect Car for Each Zodiac Sign, Chosen by the Astrominals The Astrominals went to a car showroom together. The salesperson has since taken up gardening. Here’s the car every sign drove home in. Aries Starting with fiery Aries, they’d zoom around in something bold, like a bright red Ferrari. Sleek, fast, represents their impulsive nature perfectly! If it catches fire, even better – it matches their hair they dyed on a whim last Tuesday! Taurus Next, we have the practical Taurus. Good ol’ Bull needs stability; their ideal ride is a Pickup truck. Safe, strong and very practical just like them. Watch out for road rage though; if you anger them, they might just challenge your Ferrari to a bullfight! Gemini Then comes Gemini. For these chatterboxes on wheels, we need a hatchback with an inbuilt espresso machine and Wi-Fi, as they like to multitask. Geminis always want to go in two directions at once, so maybe we need to invent a two-front-ended car for them? Or maybe a dual control car like Driving Instructors have? Cancer Cancer, the homebody of theAstrominals, would choose a huge luxury RV. Their ‘home on wheels’ stuffed full of comfort items like fluffy pillows, and family photo frames. Remember folks, you can take a Cancer out of their home, but you can never take the home out of a Cancer. Leo Leos, the big cats, need something regal to parade around in. A Rolls-Royce Phantom fits perfectly, preferably in gold, because everything they touch or drive needs to shine like their personality. Virgo Virgos, they’re all about environment and practicality, so an efficient hybrid vehicle for these Earth signs. Charging stations will be marked on their meticulously planned GPS maps, with a reserved parking spot next to the organic fruit stand. Libra Waving to the Libra! They need something balanced and sleek. A sleek Mercedes suits them. One that can impress their significant other, and confuse their ex. Win-win! Scorpio Scorpios are the enigmatic ones. They don’t just drive – they have a mission! A black, tinted-window SUV for them. Behind those dark glasses, they’re probably just heading for a grocery run, but they love giving off the vibe that they’re about to save the world. Sagittarius Then comes the Sagittarius, the globetrotting adventurer. A tricked out VW Camper van with the latest GPS Sea Nav, surf board on the roof, archery target on the back and sporting stickers from all the countries they’ve visited on their travels. They may wander, they may roam, but lost? Never! Capricorn Capricorns need something to reflect their steady, success-oriented nature. Give them a vintage Land Rover – rugged and reliable, built on tradition and built to last. They’d probably set the accelerator to limit it at exactly the speed limit – rule followers, these goats! Aquarius Ah, Aquarius, the eccentric intellectual. How about a state-of-the-art electric solar powered hover car They’re living in 2050 while we’re stuck here trying to convince Geminis that two-front-ended cars don’t exist…yet! Pisces Last but never least, the dreamy Pisces. For them, they’ve gone for a VW like Aqua, but this time it’s the classic Beetle. A bit quirky, and it doesn’t look that different to their Fish bowl. But with a half-done custom-painted psychedelic sixties vibes that they started but got distracted from…“Oh look, is that a cat wearing glasses? I had a dream that I was riding a unicorn last night” Aries: Arri’s bright red sports car Fast, loud and red. Arri tested it by driving straight out of the showroom without opening the doors. The showroom now has a rhino-shaped hole. Arri paid for the car and the wall. Taurus: Taur’s big comfy pickup truck Strong, steady and with a seat so comfy Taur has fallen asleep in it twice. The back is full of snacks. The cab is full of more snacks. Gemini: Gem & Eye’s car with two steering wheels Like a driving instructor’s car, but both twins drive at once. It goes wherever they agree to go, which is usually round the roundabout eleven times while they discuss it. Cancer: Canny’s motorhome A home on wheels, with a kitchen, a cosy bed, family photos on every wall and a kettle that’s always on. Canny never needs to leave home, because home comes too. Leo: Leo’s golden limousine A red carpet unrolls when the door opens, and the horn plays a fanfare. It’s very long. It’s very gold. It’s very Leo. Virgo: Virgo’s spotless electric car Quiet, efficient and so clean it sparkles. Virgo has a little hoover for the floor, a cloth for the dashboard and a laminated card with the tyre pressures on it. Libra: Libby’s pink convertible Elegant, perfectly balanced and the exact shade of a flamingo. She drives with the roof down so her feathers float in the breeze. She spent a month choosing the colour. It was always going to be pink. Scorpio: Score’s black car with tinted windows Nobody can see in. Score is usually just popping to the shops, but it looks like she’s on a top-secret mission. That’s the point. Sagittarius: Sagg’s camper van Surfboard on the roof, stickers from every country, and a map in the glovebox that’s never been unfolded. Sagg drove off the forecourt and hasn’t been seen since. Postcards suggest Portugal. Capricorn: Cap’s sensible off-roader Rugged, reliable and built for climbing mountains. Cap reads the whole manual, sets the speed limiter to exactly the speed limit and keeps a logbook of every journey. Aquarius: Aqua’s solar-powered hover car She built it herself in the lighthouse. It flies, runs on sunshine and talks back. It’s mostly fine, except for the time it hovered to Norway without her. Pisces: Pike’s half-painted Beetle A classic Beetle that Pike started painting with swirly rainbow patterns, then got distracted by a cloud halfway through. One side is a masterpiece. The other side is still beige. Which Astrominal are you? Whatever your sign, buckle up and enjoy the
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Zodiac Signs as Superheroes: Which Hero Is Your Astrominal? The Astrominals held auditions for a superhero team. Everyone got in, mainly because Libby was on the judging panel and couldn’t bear to say no. Here’s the hero behind every sign. Aries: Arri is the Hulk Big, strong and charges first, thinks later. Arri doesn’t need a gamma ray to get green and grumpy, just a slow queue. His catchphrase is “Arri smash!”, and he usually does. Taurus: Taur is Groot A gentle giant of very few words, and those words are mostly “Mm.” Taur is calm, loyal and impossible to move once he’s planted himself, just like a tree. Gemini: Gem & Eye are Spider-Man Swinging about, cracking jokes and never, ever stopping talking, even mid-fight. They’d make a brilliant Spider-Man. They’d also argue about who gets to wear the mask. Cancer: Canny is Elastigirl The superhero whose real superpower is looking after the whole family. Canny can stretch to make tea, pack lunches and give hugs all at the same time. Leo: Leo is Thor The flowing mane, the dramatic entrances, the thunder that follows him everywhere. Leo has also started carrying a hammer, mainly so he can hold it up in photos. Virgo: Virgo is Ant-Man The hero who saves the day by getting small and sorting out the tiny details nobody else noticed. Virgo especially loves the bit where nobody can see you. Libra: Libby is Black Panther A wise and fair ruler who keeps the whole kingdom in balance. Libby’s version is pinker, and every decision takes a little longer, but it’s always fair. Scorpio: Score is Batman Dark, secretive, a brilliant detective with a gadget for everything. Score already has the cave. She also has a diving helmet, which Batman doesn’t, so she says she wins. Sagittarius: Sagg is Superman Flying around the world, saving the day and always believing everything will work out. Sagg has only one weakness, and it isn’t kryptonite. It’s staying in one place. Capricorn: Cap is Captain America The name’s half right already. Disciplined, dependable and always has a plan. Cap’s shield has a to-do list printed on the back. Aquarius: Aqua is Iron Man Why wait for superpowers when you can invent your own? Aqua has built twelve super-suits so far. One folds into her pouch. One is slightly damp. Pisces: Pike is Aquaman A hero of the sea who talks to fish. Pike doesn’t need the trident. She just asks the fish nicely, and they’re always happy to help. Which Astrominal are you? Whatever your sign, you’ve got a superpower of your own. Unless you’re Taur, whose superpower is the nap. That still counts.
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