The Astrominal Beatles 🎸🌙
What happens when a Libra, Gemini, Pisces, and Cancer decide to change music forever? Discover how The Beatles' starsigns shaped their genius—and their breakup—through the lens of the Astrominals.
Paul McCartney
Air Sign
Gemini
Gem ‘n Eye the Twin Toucans
The Problem: Gemini needs to be in charge of the narrative. Paul’s interpretation: I will now politely direct everyone’s musical output while smiling very hard.
What He Did: Wrote half The Beatles’ best songs, played all the instruments on “Dear Prudence,” and then acted shocked when John got a little cranky about it.
His Signature Move: “Let me just suggest this arrangement…” (Translation: “This is how we’re doing it.”)
George Harrison
(Libra/Libby the Flamingo)
The Problem: Libra is supposed to be all about balance and harmony. John’s solution? Argue with everyone until harmony is restored. It’s like hiring a therapist who only communicates by screaming.
What He Did: Spent five years creating masterpieces, then spent the next five years saying the band should break up. Then he was surprised when they actually broke up. Pikachu face.
His Signature Move: “Imagine all the people… living life in peace.” (While actively refusing to have peace with any of the other three.)
Ringo Starr
Water Sign
Cancer
Canny the Crab
The Problem: Libra is supposed to be all about balance and harmony. John’s solution? Argue with everyone until harmony is restored. It’s like hiring a therapist who only communicates by screaming.
What He Did: Spent five years creating masterpieces, then spent the next five years saying the band should break up. Then he was surprised when they actually broke up. Pikachu face.
His Signature Move: “Imagine all the people… living life in peace.” (While actively refusing to have peace with any of the other three.)
John Lennon
Air Sign
Libra
Libby the Flamingo
The Problem: Libra is supposed to be all about balance and harmony. John’s solution? Argue with everyone until harmony is restored. It’s like hiring a therapist who only communicates by screaming.
What He Did: Spent five years creating masterpieces, then spent the next five years saying the band should break up. Then he was surprised when they actually broke up. Pikachu face.
His Signature Move: “Imagine all the people… living life in peace.” (While actively refusing to have peace with any of the other three.)