Capricorn Compatibility: How Cap the Goat Gets On With Every Star Sign
We asked Cap the Goat, the Capricorn Astrominal (22 December – 19 January), how Cap gets on with the other signs. It came back as a quarterly review, with targets, ratings out of ten and “areas for improvement” for every sign. We’ve left the ratings in. Cap insisted.
Pick a sign above to jump straight to it.
Aries
Cap + Arri
Arri wants to go through the mountain. I want to go up it, carefully, with a plan. We both reach the top. I’ve made a spreadsheet of the rocks he broke on the way.
Rating: 6/10. Strong energy. Must read the instructions.
Taurus
Cap + Taur
Taur keeps everything calm, I keep everything moving. Together we’ve built a very efficient farm. Taur has built a very efficient nap.
Rating: 9/10. Reliable. Would hire again.
Gemini
Cap + Gem & Eye
They change their plans more often than I check my emails, and I check my emails a lot. I’ve started a folder called “Gem & Eye: Changes”. It is now my biggest folder.
Rating: 5/10. Excellent communication. Too much of it.
Cancer
Cap + Canny
My opposite sign. I climb the mountain, Canny stays at base camp making soup. I don’t need the soup. I always drink the soup. Canny knows.
Rating: 8/10. Soup quality: outstanding.
Leo
Cap + Leo
We both want to be in charge. I do it by working very hard. Leo does it by being very shiny. So far the board can’t decide.
Rating: 7/10. Good leadership. Too much glitter in the budget.
Virgo
Cap + Virgo
Virgo has systems, I have goals. We once planned our plans, and then made a plan for reviewing the plans. It was the happiest week of my life.
Rating: 10/10. A perfect colleague. Already filed.
Libra
Cap + Libby
I say, “Do it now.” Libby says to everyone, “What Cap means is, whenever’s lovely, but now would be lovely.” Everyone does it now. And smiles. I don’t know how she does it.
Rating: 8/10. Diplomacy department, highly effective.
Scorpio
Cap + Score
Score always has a backup plan for my plan. Together, we could run the world. We’ve drawn up the organisation chart. Just in case.
Rating: 9/10. Strategic. Slightly frightening.
Sagittarius
Cap + Sagg
Sagg wants a different mountain every day. I want one mountain, done properly. We’ve now climbed seven together, because I refuse to let Sagg get to a summit first.
Rating: 6/10. Fun. Unpredictable. Never has a map.
Capricorn
Cap + Cap
Two goats, two to-do lists, and a race to see who can finish first. We both finished on Wednesday. It was due Friday.
Rating: 10/10. Obviously.
Aquarius
Cap + Aqua
Aqua invents the future. I work out how much it costs. Her last invention would have cost one billion pounds and done the washing-up.
Rating: 7/10. Brilliant. Must submit a budget.
Pisces
Cap + Pike
Pike drifts, I climb. Pike reminded me to stop and look at the view from the top. I hadn’t looked at the view in eleven years. It was quite nice.
Rating: 8/10. Unexpected benefits.
Cap’s sign-off: If you’ve got a Capricorn in your life, we’re not bossy. We just have better ideas, and we’ve already written them down. Work hard, be on time, and you’ll have a friend who’ll climb any mountain with you.
Want more Cap? Read The 10 Best Things About Being a Capricorn.
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