Score + Arri (Aries)

Arri charges first and thinks later. I think first and never tell anyone what I thought. He has no idea how many times I’ve saved him from himself. I’m keeping count.

Verdict: he’s lucky I like him.

Score + Taur (Taurus)

My opposite sign. Taur and I once had a staring contest that lasted four days. Neither of us blinked. The biscuits ran out. We agreed to call it a draw. I’ve written down that I was winning.

Verdict: two stubborn hearts, one very loyal friendship.

Score + Gem & Eye (Gemini)

They tell me everything. Every secret, every story, every rumour. I tell them nothing. It’s the perfect arrangement.

Verdict: my best source of information.

Score + Canny (Cancer)

Fellow water sign. Canny is soft on the inside, hard on the outside. So am I, but if you tell anyone that, I’ll know it was you.

Verdict: I’d do anything for Canny. Canny knows. Canny wrote a song about it.

Score + Leo (Leo)

Leo does his best roar. I stare at him. Leo stops roaring. We’ve done this every week for a year.

Verdict: I respect him. He’s a little scared of me. Both are healthy.

Score + Virgo (Virgo)

Virgo notices everything. So do I. We sat in silence for an hour and both spotted the same wonky picture frame. Neither of us said anything. It was beautiful.

Verdict: the quietest detective agency in the zodiac.

Score + Libby (Libra)

Libby wants everyone to get along. I want to know why they aren’t getting along, and who started it. Between us, every argument gets solved.

Verdict: she’s the peace talks. I’m the investigation.

Score + Score (Scorpio)

Two Scorpios in one room. Nobody speaks. Nobody needs to. We’ve each worked out the other’s middle name, birthday and favourite snack.

Verdict: total trust. Total silence.

Score + Sagg (Sagittarius)

Sagg tells the truth, loudly, all the time. I keep secrets, quietly, all the time. Sagg is the only Astrominal who’s ever made me laugh out loud. I deny this.

Verdict: Sagg is a mystery even I can’t solve.

Score + Cap (Capricorn)

Cap has a plan. I have a better plan, and a backup plan, and a plan for if Cap’s plan goes wrong. Cap appreciates this.

Verdict: together, we could run the world. We probably won’t. We could, though.

Score + Aqua (Aquarius)

Aqua is brilliant and a bit distant. I’m brilliant and a bit intense. Neither of us does small talk. Our phone calls last about nine seconds.

Verdict: short calls, deep respect.

Score + Pike (Pisces)

Fellow water sign. Pike is the only one I tell my real feelings to. Pike writes them into a poem and forgets which poem. My secrets are safe forever.

Verdict: the perfect best friend.

Score’s sign-off: If you’ve got a Scorpio on your side, you’ve got the most loyal friend in the universe. Be honest with us. We’ll know if you’re not. We always know.

Want more Score? Read The 10 Best Things About Being a Scorpio.