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The 10 best things about being a Taurean

Today I want to talk about something that’s much closer to my heart, I want to talk about the glitzy, glamorous, and ever so humble Taureans. Now, I know what you’re thinking – “What could I possibly want to know about a sign represented by a giant farm animal – specifically a Bull? Well, let me tell you, these “field-artists” know a thing or two about living the good life!
1.
Head strong
(Stubborn)
The big horns just show how head strong we are. We Taureans are stubborn, which works in our favor. You say, “No, you can’t eat all the donuts!” And we say, “Watch us!” Now, fairness requires me to perhaps admit that it might not be the healthiest approach but…it definitely gets us more donuts. …which is a good thing.
 2.
Foodies
 

we’re foodies, which explains all the donuts. We know our way around a menu, let me tell you. If it’s edible, fried, has chocolate, or generally raises your cholesterol, we’re right there. We’re like the Google Maps of edibles.

 3.
Sleeper
No one can nap like a Taurus. Forget cats and koalas, we are the unofficial nap champions of the universe. When Sleeping becomes an Olympic sport – which it should – it’s all ours.
 4.
Practical

We’re practical.
You’ll never find a Taurus chasing after lunatic dreams like being an Astrologer or a writer or anything as daft and Pie in the sky as that. …I mean, who would do such a thing? 
Yummmmm. Pie…. 

5.
Luxurious

Next up, we Taureans appreciate the finer things. Nothing like a spot of artisan bread, a hand-stitched quilt or a beauttifull overstuffed couch to while away some hours on, eating Popcorn and binging on the latest blockbuster. 

6.
Reliable
If we say we’re going to show up, clean up our acts or blow up- you better believe it! Just a shame that we’re too busy napping on the job, stuffing ourselves with donuts or trying to make famous comedians out of ourselves…
 
7.
Down to earth in Nature
 

Taureans are VERY down to earth and at one with nature. There’s nothing quite like being flat on your back gazing at the stars with a sandwich in one hand and a cup of tea in the other. Now that’s my type of wilderness adventure!

8.
Romantic
Nothing says romance like sharing a pizza with a ‘significant other’ in your finest lounge clothes. The beauteous twinkle in our eyes? That’s just the pizza grease, I assure you.
9.
Slow and steady

Some might say we can be a bit slow. How very dare you!!!
We might be slow to get up – literally and metaphorically but by our reckoning, by the time we have got there, WE WILLL HAVE given you enough time to cook a three-course meal, learn Italian and probably create a modernistic sculpture, to boot.

…and YOU are very welcome.

10.
Impervious to drama
Finally, Taureans are impervious to drama. You could tell us the world is ending and we’d just ask if there was still time for another donut or a short nap?
So, there you have it – the ten best things about being a Taurus. From donut lovers to nap champions, we Taureans truly embody the essence of living the good life…or at least the most amusing, most well-fed and well-rested one!