Star Sign Christmas: Festive Fun with the Astrominals
Twelve animals, twelve star signs and one very crowded Christmas. Arri has opened his presents already. Cap booked Christmas lunch for 1pm sharp, back in July. Gem & Eye are still arguing about whether a cracker counts as a conversation.
Everything festive from the Astrominals lives here: how each sign spends the big day, where they would escape to, what to buy them, and a carol or two that went badly wrong. Pick a story and pull up a chair. Taur saved you one. He’s sitting on it.
The big day
The Perfect Christmas for Each Astrominal
From a tree that goes through the ceiling to turkey at 9.15am, here is how every sign does Christmas Day.
Escape plans
Christmas Getaways for Every Star Sign
Lapland, Paris and every town on Earth called Christmas. Where each Astrominal would go for the festive break.
Gift guide
The Perfect Present for Every Star Sign
Stuck on what to buy? Each Astrominal tells you exactly what they want. Some of them even mean it.
Sing-along
The Twelve Days of Astrominal Christmas
Twelve days. Twelve gifts. Twelve animals who absolutely should not have been trusted with livestock.
Ghost story
The Astrominals Christmas Carol
What if Scrooge were an Astrominal? Twelve theories on how each sign would handle Marley and three very persistent ghosts.
Crackers and paper hats
What Christmas Means to Each Astrominal
Advent calendars opened before breakfast, a sofa unchanged since 2009, and a lot of arguing over crackers.
More from the Astrominals
Find out who your sign gets on with on the star sign compatibility page, discover the best things about every star sign, or check today’s Astrominal horoscope.
Merry Christmas from all twelve of us. Yes, Gem & Eye, that includes both of you.